~only-hope
.. camena johanssen - Status: Member
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three goddamn thousandthree thousand miles awaythree goddamn thousand
and tonight i'm trying to feel beautiful without your arms around me. and it's hard these days
when small talk is all i can write in letters and phone calls are short and courtesy. but i need you to know, especially tonight, that you still draw my heart straight out of my chest, and when you call me 'girl' i can't hold back my smile. i need you to know your kiss sucks all of the oxygen into outerspace and i can't do anything about. so, love, if i'm crying will you still say i'm beautiful and wipe them away, then hide beneath th
in Open 20h 3m ago
Farewellshe stood on the weathered pier smelling the salt water and seagulls as she pulled her tattered shawl across herFarewell
shoulders.
the dense grey sky felt full and foreboding as it met the heathered sea's horizon. it was the moment. he told her
the sun could not rise without his darling and that he loved her. Her gentle goodbye lingered as she gripped the cold steel railing and the diesel screws slowly tore her
from him once more.
in Open on 5/28/08
Camino sunsetin Transportation on 5/5/08
Isisin Emotive Portraits on 5/5/08
Devious Information
- Current Residence: an avocado duplex was the setting for a
- Interests: horse jumping, carfixing tomboy with an obsession with
- Favourite movie: The Mexican el camino that graced her
- Favourite band or musician: garage.bands like radiohead, against me!, the who, and boston
- Favourite genre of music: rocked out on her sound system.
- Favourite artist: van gogh is about to plaster her bedroom wall but
- Favourite poet or writer: e.e. cummings will always plaster the walls of her brain, and her
- Favourite photographer: thoughts contain the works of Brad Wakefield
- Favourite style of art: like tattoos on the muscled arms of hotrod mechanics.
- Operating System: 7 hours of sleep a day hardly suffices to keep an
- Shell of choice: avid procrastinator awake through the day.
- Wallpaper of choice: and there is one picture she took and made
- Skin of choice: her own, she tends to like it more than before, to tell the
- Favourite game: truth. or dare. she doesn't like that game.
- Personal Quote: "the only time you should go slow is right before going fast"
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Devious Comments
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If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I walk away.
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Gremlins always on the go,always positive and constructive.
Always the gremlins you know. Gremlin
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Gremlins always on the go,always positive and constructive.
Always the gremlins you know. Gremlin
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mucho grem
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Gremlins always on the go,always positive and constructive.
Always the gremlins you know. Gremlin
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Hey Peacock?
Yeah, whats that?
I just wanted to know what his blood tasted like, was it sugar and vinegar, or whiskey and dirt?
(It's all of those)
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"Grumpier than a pumpkin full 'o PMS!" - Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies
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i'm just like you. i know you know.
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The funniest thing I've read in a while:
chown -R us ./base
go and check my jack-attack-journal you'll maybe find one of your shots featured in there
have a nice day
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have you already seen my recent deviation ??
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good friend of mine.
[link]
check it...
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"Never look at the danger. Look at where you want to go. You dwell on good things, you dwell on where you want to go."
- Jim Gonski, Certified White-water kayaking instructor
[from Anchorage Daily news arcticle, section AA 7/30/06]
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~Hiding only delays the inevitable`
-PhoenixRising
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skinfidelity
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."
This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.
And check!
And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......
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i am se7en's
nixxiedoodlez
aqcnikowl
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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
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