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.. camena johanssen  

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Brave

fountain pens and guitars

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 10, 2003, 2:06 AM
i am surrounded by God and Art and Music --
i would have it no other way.

Devious Information

  • Current Residence: an avocado duplex was the setting for a
  • Interests: horse jumping, carfixing tomboy with an obsession with
  • Favourite movie: The Mexican el camino that graced her
  • Favourite band or musician: garage.bands like radiohead, against me!, the who, and boston
  • Favourite genre of music: rocked out on her sound system.
  • Favourite artist: van gogh is about to plaster her bedroom wall but
  • Favourite poet or writer: e.e. cummings will always plaster the walls of her brain, and her
  • Favourite photographer: thoughts contain the works of Brad Wakefield
  • Favourite style of art: like tattoos on the muscled arms of hotrod mechanics.
  • Operating System: 7 hours of sleep a day hardly suffices to keep an
  • Shell of choice: avid procrastinator awake through the day.
  • Wallpaper of choice: and there is one picture she took and made
  • Skin of choice: her own, she tends to like it more than before, to tell the
  • Favourite game: truth. or dare. she doesn't like that game.
  • Personal Quote: "the only time you should go slow is right before going fast"

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Devious Comments

*Mackswell:iconMackswell: Apr 24, 2008, 7:39:14 PM
Very interesting gallery.

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If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I walk away.
~GremlinCreatives:iconGremlinCreatives: Apr 6, 2008, 9:53:29 PM
grease for blood...:)...

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Gremlins always on the go,always positive and constructive.
Always the gremlins you know. Gremlin
~GremlinCreatives:iconGremlinCreatives: Mar 13, 2008, 6:51:04 PM
long time....:)...grem

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Gremlins always on the go,always positive and constructive.
Always the gremlins you know. Gremlin
*AkPAS:iconAkPAS: Dec 26, 2007, 11:56:56 AM
Just dropping by to say hi :wave:
~riograndesteam:iconriograndesteam: Dec 22, 2007, 9:07:02 PM
That's the best devious information I've ever seen. Clever... :nod:
~dparke:icondparke: Dec 22, 2007, 4:37:31 PM
Cool gallery. Congrats on the DD!

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:party: [link]
~GremlinCreatives:iconGremlinCreatives: Dec 22, 2007, 12:57:54 PM
Nice classics and prose. Say hello.
mucho grem

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Gremlins always on the go,always positive and constructive.
Always the gremlins you know. Gremlin
~Fadingseven:iconFadingseven: Nov 4, 2007, 9:45:54 AM
Thanks much for the watch

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Hey Peacock?
Yeah, whats that?
I just wanted to know what his blood tasted like, was it sugar and vinegar, or whiskey and dirt?
(It's all of those)
~Gaelwyn:iconGaelwyn: Apr 24, 2007, 7:45:39 PM
Sorry, this is Maddison and I had to stalk your gallery once I saw you had an account on here. =P Your work is so awesome, I just can't help myself!

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"Grumpier than a pumpkin full 'o PMS!" - Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies
~breathinglesson:iconbreathinglesson: Dec 21, 2006, 2:12:40 PM
you.<3.

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i'm just like you. i know you know.
~xtheravenx:iconxtheravenx: Dec 1, 2006, 10:12:43 PM
You're most certainly welcome for the comments - I hope they were helpful. ;)

:ninjafella:Matt:ninjafella:

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The funniest thing I've read in a while:
chown -R us ./base
~enkrptic-Eckz:iconenkrptic-Eckz: Nov 21, 2006, 5:08:25 AM
i think i once saw his stuff before, i jus goggled it a moment ago, and i do like his form, but i go for more of a calligraphy look to it
*fUcKiTaLL:iconfUcKiTaLL: Oct 24, 2006, 7:40:35 AM
hey there :wave:

go and check my jack-attack-journal you'll maybe find one of your shots featured in there ;)

have a nice day :D

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have you already seen my recent deviation ??
~Chaday:iconChaday: Sep 4, 2006, 9:36:30 AM
Beautiful gallery! I luv your b/w photographies.
~returnofthedack:iconreturnofthedack: Aug 23, 2006, 9:45:12 AM
you're very welcome :) beautiful pictures
~e12dollarz:icone12dollarz: Aug 22, 2006, 9:44:05 AM
Sorry I called you a dude in that one comment...you have some beautiful photography in your gallery.
~lenyn:iconlenyn: Aug 22, 2006, 1:47:44 AM
nice gallery

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good friend of mine.
[link]
check it...
~jmrighteous:iconjmrighteous: Aug 10, 2006, 10:42:25 AM
Thanks for the comments on the fuzzy dice and the caddy head light. Im glad you liked them!!!!!!!
~Line-of-Birds:iconLine-of-Birds: Aug 4, 2006, 9:56:00 AM
You're welcome, It's a great shot!

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"Never look at the danger. Look at where you want to go. You dwell on good things, you dwell on where you want to go."
- Jim Gonski, Certified White-water kayaking instructor
[from Anchorage Daily news arcticle, section AA 7/30/06]
~Karlinka:iconKarlinka: Aug 4, 2006, 3:22:35 AM
youre welcome, such a cute picture it is :)
~phoenixrising:iconphoenixrising: Jun 13, 2006, 1:50:46 AM
hey I have new poems up. well newer ones anyways. Just letting you know. Nice self-portait by the way

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~Hiding only delays the inevitable`

-PhoenixRising
~francees:iconfrancees: Mar 9, 2006, 3:01:14 PM
anytime! and if you could check out my gallery, id appriciate it :) <3

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skinfidelity
~ash-angel:iconash-angel: Feb 13, 2006, 5:28:14 AM
TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."

This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.

So here are the rules:

If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call

Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).

Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.

And check!


And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......

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i am se7en's :heart:...

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~samsonite:iconsamsonite: Nov 14, 2005, 1:07:04 AM
telephone on please

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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
~ch0sen:iconch0sen: Oct 22, 2005, 4:04:03 PM
heh, shore thing da libby